What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What are the major security challenges facing India, both domestically and internationally, and how does the government address them?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

{RING} {RING}

After a few moments he returns.

If we do not know the name of the father of a child, e.g. a foundling, an illegitimate, etc., then to whom should the bin or the binti of the child's name be applied?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?

HELLO

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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